Tell me why? I don't like Mondays

Once a week, I drag myself out of bed singing that famous Boomtown Rats song, but it never seems to make me feel any better. The snarky greetings on Someecards absolutely helps get me through the day. I hope you are able to get work done this Monday...you could spend all day sending e-cards to everyone you know!

Fair warning...you will not find these cards funny if you don't appreciate sarcasm or if you are easily offended...