I have a magic 8 ball on my desk, but it is so boring and predictable. I think either of these two would be so much more fun!
Answer Me Jesus™ has 20 different responses…including such goodies as: Let me ask my dad, I died for this?, for Christ sake and Sinner.
The sarcastic ball has great responses for “those days”: Ask me if I care, in your dreams and who cares?